Some Potato Hash Thing
If this looks just like a miso-mash of random shit that tastes awesome together that’s because it is! This works at any meal, but we usually have it for a breakfast-for-dinner type thing.
4 medium potatoes, grated
2 cups black beans, cooked
2 cups mushrooms, sliced
1 large onion, diced
1 large bell pepper (dealer’s choice on colour)
1 avocado, cubed
1/2 a lime, juiced
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 tsp onion powder
2 cups salsa, whatever temperature you can handle
Get a skillet nice and hot and splash some water onto it, toss in your grated potatoes and let ‘em cook for 2 minutes, then flip ‘em and push ‘em around. Repeat this every 2 minutes for about 12 minutes. Get it fucking crispy.
Get another skillet nice and hot and toss a little water in and then add the onion, mushrooms, and pepper. Cook just under everything’s a bit softened - 3 minutes should do it.
Smash the avocado with a fork and add the lime juice, minced garlic, and onion powder. Mix all that shit together. Conversely if you’ve got left over guac from anything it’s the same fucking thing. And if you REALLY want - just throw cut up avocados onto this thing.
Now - everything should be good to go. Build each bowl by putting even amounts of the hash brown potato stuff on the bottom, followed by the beans, mushroom/onion/pepper mixture, guac, and salsa. Mix it all together and smash it into your mouth. You’re welcome.