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  • Writer's pictureJeremy LaLonde

3 Ingredient Hot Cocoa

This rich, creamy, plant-based hot cocoa comes together super fast. I legit stole this from the Krock peeps - check them out and send them your love - their website is here.

Serves: 2 (or 4 tasters or 1 big-ass one. You do you.)


36g of dates (about 6 regular or 3 medjool

1/4 cup hot water

1 1/4 cup almond

1 tbsp heaping cocoa powder


Soak the dates in the hot water for 5-10 minutes.

Combine all ingredients into a vitamix. Blend that fucker on high until it warms up. 4-5 minutes.

Pour into cups. Drink.


If you don’t have a vitamix or blender that makes shit hot by blending a long time then just use a regular blender and heat up in the microwave. How long? Fuck, I don’t know - depends on how crazy powerful your microwave. Try 30 seconds and go from there. You’re an adult - figure it out.

Feel free to make it fancier by adding cocoa flakes or whatever on top. You do you.


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