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    Chewy Chocolate Chickpea Cookies
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 24, 2020
    • 2 min

    Chewy Chocolate Chickpea Cookies

    A healthified chocolate chip cookie! No oil! No flour! No refined sugar! Smash these into your face guilt-fucking-free. You’re welcome....
    65 views0 comments
    chickpea stew
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 21, 2020
    • 1 min

    chickpea stew

    Hearty and nutritious. The chickpeas hold their shape which makes the beautiful fuckers perfect for a stewdescription goes here. Serves:...
    39 views0 comments
    Black Forrest Cake Overnight Oats
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 11, 2020
    • 1 min

    Black Forrest Cake Overnight Oats

    Over night oats that taste like Black Forest Cake - how the fuck do you turn this down?! This is one of my all time desserts and now it’s...
    131 views0 comments
    Kick Ass Kitchiri
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 10, 2020
    • 2 min

    Kick Ass Kitchiri

    This is one of our family’s all-time-favorite one-pot meals. This shit comes together wicked fast and it’s delicious AF. Makes a whack...
    122 views0 comments
    Aloo Gobi
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 6, 2020
    • 2 min

    Aloo Gobi

    Healthy, hearty, delicious AF aloo gobi! Serves: 4-ish INGREDIENTS: 1 small onion 2 tomatoes 6-7 cloves of garlic, minced 1 tbsp, ginger...
    45 views0 comments
    Butter Tofu
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Jan 6, 2020
    • 2 min

    Butter Tofu

    It’s like Butter Chicken but plant-based and whole food and shit. Huzzah!!! Serves: 6-ish INGREDIENTS: 2 tbsp plant-based...
    45 views0 comments
    Gingerbread Scones
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    Gingerbread Scones

    What the hell is more festive than this?! Man it took a long time before I could make scones, these are pretty much fool proof and...
    54 views0 comments
    shepherd's pie
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 3 min

    shepherd's pie

    Holy goddamn hell I was not expecting this to turn out the way it did. Shepherd’s Pie is the food of my childhood and this hit the spot...
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    mushroom gravy
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    mushroom gravy

    This is rich and goddamn delicious. My family would drink it by the fucking cup if I let them. Seriously though, this is easy as hell to...
    31 views0 comments
    Pumpkin Latte Waffles
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    Pumpkin Latte Waffles

    I know that there’s a lot of pumpkin recipes on here. I’m going through a phase, I guess - but fuck it - this stuff is delicious and...
    8 views0 comments
    Cashew Eggnog
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    Cashew Eggnog

    Not everyone likes eggnog - but those who do love the hell out of it - and if you’re off dairy then the idea of the holidays sorta sucks...
    22 views0 comments
    Raspberry Oat Bars
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 31, 2019
    • 2 min

    Raspberry Oat Bars

    These are technically a dessert type food but they’re so goddamn healthy you could have some with breakfast too if you really want!...
    23 views0 comments
    Choco-Gingerbread Walnut Brownie
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 19, 2019
    • 2 min

    Choco-Gingerbread Walnut Brownie

    Words cannot express how delicious these spiced moist little buggers are. They are packed with iron and other shit that’s good for you....
    166 views0 comments
    Protein-Packed Breakfast Quinoa
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 19, 2019
    • 2 min

    Protein-Packed Breakfast Quinoa

    This is a protein and fibre packed filling vegan and gluten free breakfast that will keep you going for hours. It is topped with seeds...
    62 views0 comments
    Oatmeal Latte
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    Oatmeal Latte

    I originally discovered a version of this on Starbucks’ secret menu, so I’ve retooled it here. It’s an all in one breakfast - get your...
    43 views0 comments
    30 Days of Different Breakfasts: Part 2
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 3, 2019
    • 5 min

    30 Days of Different Breakfasts: Part 2

    Welcome back for Round 2! This took me way too long to post. I hope you’ve been trying a variety of different shit for your breakfast....
    128 views0 comments
    How the fuck do I do substitutions?!
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Dec 2, 2019
    • 8 min

    How the fuck do I do substitutions?!

    You want to eat more plant-based but you’re confused as fuck about what to eat, right? You picture your normal meal and just remove the...
    271 views0 comments
    Potato Bean Soup
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Nov 26, 2019
    • 2 min

    Potato Bean Soup

    That’s a boring fucking name, but it’s a delicious goddamn soup! This is a great side dish to have with a salad or as an appetizer - or...
    38 views0 comments
    Gingerbread Peeps
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Nov 21, 2019
    • 2 min

    Gingerbread Peeps

    Deck the halls with these delicious holiday treats! NOW - these aren’t exactly super healthy - they’re a fucking dessert - so don’t gorge...
    64 views0 comments
    Chickpea Salad Sammie
    Jeremy LaLonde
    • Nov 19, 2019
    • 2 min

    Chickpea Salad Sammie

    Miss chicken salad sandwiches? I never fucking liked them, but I love these bad boys! This might quickly become your favourite lunchtime...
    166 views0 comments
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